But without the dark we would never see the stars

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

kneadingpeetasdough:

The accuracy scares me

The feeling you get after you turn all the lights off in your house.

laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

One Direction: Tell me I'm a screwed up mess.
Me: Okay, you're a screwed up mess.
One Direction: That I never listen.
Me: You never listen.
One Direction: Tell me you don't want my kiss.
Me: Whoa, hold the fuck up.

funniest10k:

They see me rollin’ rollin’ rollin’

they hatin’

Differences between normal people and me

theepichumor:

Normal people when they laugh:

Me:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

theepichumor:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Trying to sneak up on a friend

thefunniestpost:

Expectation:

Reality:

(via thefunniestpost)

laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

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laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

HE IS SO FUCKING CUTE HE’S MY SECOND FAVOURITE OLD PERSON NEXT TO ROBERT DOWNEY JR WHO IS HE

laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!